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Thursday, June 25, 2009

layan sikit....

aku sebenarnye kesian tgk blog aku ni..dah lame dah tak update..hehe (walaupun orang tak bace...hehe)

kecian..then aku pegi cari sumthing interesting sikit...



haha..kalo boleh dah kerje nanti aku nak cari katil macam ni la..hehe..





kalo korang malas nak ikut orang pegi mall ke kan..korang boleh la beli kete ni....boleh suruh orang tolak ko je...hihi...and korang boleh kayuh sendiri la..

dan aku ade jumpe orang tulis sum facts yang lawak-lawak ni...


A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow....believe me...haha

bosan?

adakah anda rase bosan? nak kenekan member?

ok..aku malas nak cerita banyak tapi korang tengok video ni dulu...dekat youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C_iy7SyDJE

pastu korang click la dekat link die nanti tu..gempaq dowh..



takde idea

adakah aku sudah hilang idea untuk tulis ape-ape? 

mane aku tau...maybe kot..tapi sebenarnye aku ni slalu hangat-hangat taik ayam je...

mungkin aku dah bosan ke nak tulis pasal ape-ape atau sebaliknye

mari kita bongkar kan misteri ini...perkara ini kite tidak boleh membuat tidak endah sahaja...ape kejadahnye!!!

sedangkan orang-orang lain masih lagi menikmati kehidupan mereka yang indah tapi ada segelintirnye tidak mengendahkan apa orang lain pikir!!

ape kejadahnye!! ape kehe!!

baik lah setakat itu saja aku sanggup merepek...mungkin aku pun ape kejadahnye!!!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

futsal club!!

ni la die atrabotka futsal club...post kali ni aku nak dedicate-kan dekat player yg dah grad dah jadi doctor dah pun...kepada Abe Dito..and soon to be Falah and Duwe...

actually tahun 2008-2009 ni aku baru jadi first keeper untuk dierang..and this season is very special for me because we won both the cup for Aidilfitri Cup and MY games(malaysian games)..and of cause at that time abe dito still with us..wat i can say is..he is a legend among futsal player that i know...wat a talent..

atrabotka struggle to maintain their 'game' after dito graduated...now we defending by scoring goals..hahaha..layan~



ni la team atrabotka season 2008-2009 hehe..korang boleh bace kan name dierang sendiri..



atrabotka now...new signing..-JS-paling kiri...wat a tough player..

practicing...from left-zack-falah-fami ja..

Thursday, June 18, 2009

happy birthday sis!!! sorry i forgot!!

2 hari lepas sebenarnye hari jadi adik aku...tapi aku lupe lak..nasib baik my  abah sms and told me bout it...mesti die kecewa mempunyai aku sebagai bro kan?...huhuhu..sedih..kalo aku ade abang perangai macam aku pun,aku mesti tension...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NADIAH...

sorry la wei lupe pasal birthday ko k? sebenarnye bukan aku lupe tapi aku cume tak ingat je..haha...sorry ok?next year mesti aku takkan lupe...insyallah...


gambar ni diambil mase kakak saudara aku kawin...tahniah...dah lame dah pun..hehe.. left-nadiah(my lil sis)-right-itu aku lah...

gambar ni diambil mase aku tak tau haha..ini aku ambik dari frenster die hehehe...jangan marah ye yah...

gambar ni..tak boleh blah la yah...ko siap posing maut lagi tu..haha...aku curik dari frenster jugak hehe..

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

soooo lazy to cook?

lazy to cook?apa lagi chong je la...actually bukan chong,tapi bak kate ruski nye 'caffe na sadavoi'...betul ke? bantai je la...tapi orang slalu cakap.."lapar la..nak makan kat mane ah?" .."kite makan kat chong je la.."

jangan main-main...agent di sabah siap bagitau lagi kat student baru sebelum datang Kursk,dekat kursk ni ade kedai makanan halal...die kate chef die Haji Chong..hehe..ko ingat aku main-main ke? tak percaya pegi tanye student baru tu kat padfak...

bagus tau tempat makan ni..boleh order lagi...siap hantar sampai depan pintu rumah aku lagi tu...memang berbaloi~(kamdar)

ni la Chong...siap posing lagi ni nak masuk blog...hensem chong...!!

ko tengok! sedap tu...memang kalo nak makan sushi ni kene order bebanyak...dah kate orang malaysia kan..kite memang makan banyak dol....kalo order satu roll je..baik tak yah makan je..hehe..

gambar same je...

ice-cream pun jual...kalo bosan makan sushi..makan la ice-cream je..he..

jangan rebut-rebut!! semua ade tempat...memang banyak tempat korang boleh duduk makan...

aik?sape brader ni? ah..haha...korang ingat tak brader yang main dota dalam post aku yang lalu tu? ni la die..die memang giler makan sushi...makan sushi macam makan nasi...

jadi... jangan la malu-malu nak datang ke kedai ni..terletak di jalan Sadovaya...

lepas makan nasi ,makan papaya...

sambil makan,main keroncong...

jikalau singgah di sadovaya...

jangan lupe singgah di chong!!

bodoh la aku punye pantun ni haha..korang layan je la...

Friday, June 12, 2009

humor!!!

 lines men use to meet women.....

  • Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
  • Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
  • Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
  • I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
  • guy:what's on your face?? 
    girl:what what get it off get it off 
    guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes
  • That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
  • Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
  • Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.
  • I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you.
  • You've got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!
  • "Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?"
  • Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"
  • He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."
  • If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

dats all folks...



Thursday, June 11, 2009

roooonneeeyyyy!!!!

aku bukan happy pun england menang..tapi aku suke bile abe ruuuniii..scored 2 gol..fuiyo..best tu tengok..itulah baru orang cakap talented Man Utd's player..bukan playa~ tapi player...


"a..hahahahaha...!!!! aku dapat scored 2 gol...ah! hahahahaha....!!"



Monday, June 8, 2009

satu malam di blinova....

malam semalam..seperti hari biasa...

nak tau?...tak nak tau pun aku bagitau gak..haha..


masak dulu...pastu makan dulu..pastu hisap rokok dulu...ape? makanan banyak? ai..biasalah tu...dah kate orang malaysia kan...memang la makan cam ni hehe...kenelah masak sedap2 sikit...


brader ni..ini lah kejenye...ape? la...ko tak tau ke? jap...


hahaha...ni la keje nye...DOT!! GG!! muke mase tengah main tak boleh blah...haha..kalo ko cakap ngan die mase ni same macam ko tengah cakap ngan dinding je....hehehe....


lepas makan aku akan duduk terburai cam atas ni la....sebab aku suke makan banyak dol....ko ni macam sarip dol la ...sarip dol kampung dusun...

-sekian- 

Sunday, June 7, 2009

chelsea...although many are not great fan of chelsea...but in my opinion there is sumone with a special talent...Gianfranco Zola....!! not great fan of him but i do like to see him playing...

he started his career playing in italy..with Napoli..and dat time he played alongside Diego Maradona and Careca(Brazilian striker)...In 1993, Zola left Napoli and joined fellow Serie A side Parma..he won the UEFA cup with Parma in 1995..and that time the team cemented his reputation as a creative player...

in 1996..he joined Chelsea for £4.5 mil.Made his debut against Tottenham Hotspur..in his debut season he showed to all the fans notable performances and scored a series of memorable goals...wow dude....

in 1997...he did it again..he sprint the ball around Manchester United's defence in the penalty area before slotting the ball past goalkeeper Peter Schmeichel...and our Ferguson described him as a "clever little so-and-so" and he help chelsea won the FA Cup with a 2–0 win over Middlesbrough at Wembley...

In 1997-98 he helped Chelsea win three more trophies, the League Cup, the Cup Winners' Cup and the Super Cup....In November 2004, he was awarded an OBE - Honorary Member of the Order of the British Empire in a special ceremony in Rome...fuiyo...

On 9 September 2008, Zola agreed a three-year contract to manage West Ham United...and he quickly gained the backing of the fans and after a shaky start began to develop a side with a flair not seen in a West Ham side for some years...

now,let see his Individual Playing Honours

Chelsea F.C.


Premier League Player of the Month: December 1996, October 2002
FWA Footballer of the Year: 1997
Player of the Year: 1997, 2003
Top Goalscorer: 1999, 2003
Retired numbers in association football Chelsea No.25: 2003
Order of the British Empire: 2004
Centenary XI: 2005
English Football Hall of Fame: 2006


Cagliari Calcio


Senatore Salvatore Mannironi: 2004
Retired numbers in association football Cagliari Calcio No.10: 2005

wahahaha....now if that is not a legend,i don't know what a legend means to you..

orite...lets see sum of his pics..

when playing for Napoli..

before.....

after...hehehe...

against Newcastle..

gaya maut...

tandukan maut...

celebration after score a goal...

tendangan maut...

Managing West Ham...

"aduh!! takkan goal lagi kot!!!" hehe...

well..thats all folks...

Friday, June 5, 2009

saje je...jejalan kat pushkin...


had a nice outing at pushkin the other day..jejalan...lelepak...gambar-gambar sikit...

usually aku ni jenis yang tak suke ambik gambar...tapi kalau awek aku paksa...apa lagi ambik je la..hahah!! boleh tahan la besar pushkin ni..terletak kat jalan lenina...ingat dulu mase dulu...dulu mase dierang tengah bina mall ni..aku ingat dierang nak buat college..lepas tu mase opening baru tau shopping mall rupenye...macam-macam ade....~ memang berbaloi..~~ (ayat kamdar) haha..



ni depan die..tengok ade mamat russian tu perasan aku tangkap gambar die lak..ha ala..mengelabah la lu russian..

ni depan jugak...kali ni awek tu lak perasan ...memang mengelabah la russian lu orang ni..

ni saje je tangkap nak gambar fountain die sikit..tapi tak jelas lak..

layan je la...


ni la bangunan sebelah pushkin...theater...name theater ni pun pushkin...adik beradik..tengok muke aku tu..muke senyum tak ikhlas tu...dah kate kene paksa..hahhaha...

ni bukan pushkin....ini jalan nak balik umah aku je..hehe...tengok aku tgh posing maut tu..haha..bapak buruk sial muke aku..

orite..chaw chin chaw..

Thursday, June 4, 2009

boring ni...

ape bende nk ditulis ni..layan je lah...

mule-mule aku nak tulis pasal my all time fav band... A.F.I. A fire inside...cool kan name die..best woo..band ni..aku tau band ni dari kawan aku..name die zarop..die la yang menceburkan aku dalam bidang music-music ni...die la yang ajar aku main guitar mule-mule dulu..mase tu aku tak tau ape-ape pun..die ajar aku main bass guitar..die suruh tekan ini,aku tekan,tekan ni,aku tekan..pastu aku hafal la nak kene tekan ape mase tengah jamming tu..haha..zaman mude-mude ,mase tu aku slalu lepak umah die,siap makan lunch lagi tu masakan kak kiah..hehe..best gler.. wait,try to find his pic..

ni la die..tah kenapa die tersengeh pun aku tak tau haha..aku main ambik je gambar ni dari FB die..hehe..jangan marah ye bang...



sekarang ni die dah ade band dah...ni la die unlike honey..dierang main lagu-lagu weezer..cover..and dey really good dude..really hope dey gonna come out with album one day..hehe..- din=vocal&bass-zaruf=guitar-apis=drummer-akmal=guitar-


ni mase dierang performed kat The Social, Bangsar,KL..korang boleh tengok kat youtube.com untuk layan...best!!

ok,ok balik ke A.F.I...

A.F.I ni maksudnye a fire inside...api kat dalam tu ehehe..

band ni dah ade mase tahun 1991 tu..lame giler..pastu tukar-tukar orang sampai lah sekarang ni..davey=vocal,hunter=bass,jade=guitar and adam=drum..


ni la AFI..from left-jade-davey-adam-hunter..

album dierang yang paling gempaq sekali bagi aku adalah...SING THE SORROW

banyak lagi album-album dierang antarenye adalah...


the art of drowning

shut ur mouth and open ur eyes


decemberunderground


Black Sails in the Sunset


Answer That and Stay Fashionable

yang best giler pasal band afi ni...dierang punye live gempaq giler...live sebijik macam dalam album la sound die..ni namenye really talented!! bukan poser!!!

enjoy...

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

bile nk balik ni...

malas.....

m=mengantuk

a=ape bende ni?

l=lambat nye nak balik

a=ape nak makan ni? lapar lak den..

s=sap kok tang lu..~~(bahasa steng)

ni la yang aku rase dalam class...smua ni sebab rase nak balik malaysia tgh membuak-buak ni...tak tahan lagi den nak nolong ni..everyday,all i can think is balik malaysia nak makan banyak-banyak..tapi dah balik, mesti lupe nak makan ni la..makan tu la...biase je tu...standard la tu...

tu la orang cakap..hujan batu dinegara orang, hujan emas di negara sendiri...??betul ke? ke vice-verca? apo-apo jo lah...teringin nak balik kampung nogori..nak makan lauk lomak nenek den buat tu..ai..lomak ikan koli lak tu...ui..!! shit, asal sedap sangat ni..oi shit!! hehehe..

today we finished Paediatric cycle..but dats not for me ..hehehe...ade sikit lagi atra tuk first sem tu..the thing bout kids is...kekadang dierang ok,kekadang cam sial...patient aku lagi siot...tanye major complain ape? die cakap pening kepala.."lagi sakit ape dik?" "tu je..tak sakit bende lain.."  "abis tu,asal ko kat sini dik?" "entah.." -sekian-..apo den nak cakap ngan lecturer den ni..budak ni admitted pasal pening jo...apo-apo jo lah jang...

nasib baik cikgu den baik bonar..die pun ckap yang patient den ni susah sikit nak menanya...

apo laae~~ layan gambo jo lah...


ni lah antara doctor-doctor yang tak sedar diri...suruh buat examination..diorang buat ramah mesra lak..ekau ingat ko pegi melawat anak ko ke? hehehe...


ni la class aku..group 25,those 2 in front skali tu dari sri lanka~~ amboi sri lanka~~(lagu amelina) -sangkary and niluka..these 2 always tag team je...-sitting down, from left-fahmi yu..buat muke manja yang masam..-dilla..yang suke senyum sentiasa..-subha..samo jo..suke senyum..bab-bab ambik gambar ni memang semangat..cute..-malique..tengah menahan berak dari terkeluar dan mencemarkan ward-monesh..control muke sebab die selalu senyum senget la..hehe..-izzati..muke stone..layan je...-daham..our starasta yg berdedikasi ni..-2 at the back..-nizam..den la tu...muke aku tengah control ni..nak nampak macho sikit...hehe..-ravin..memang gaye die ambik gambar camni...takleh comment la...


brader conductor bus..hehe..sebenarnye takde tempat duduk pun...kecian den..jikalau diperhatikan anda boleh melihat seorang lelaki duduk dihadapan dengan rambutnye morobang tu..die kate die dari itali..namonyo juan alban..dio kate abang DEL tu kacik die..hehe


memang creative la sape yang tulis ni..haha..saw this dekat green..


dah-dah!! apo lagi ko nak..aku dah nak sampai rumah pun ko nak tengok lagi??hehe..balik..tidor la..apa lagi...

macam biasa la~ study hard!!!