humor!!!

 lines men use to meet women.....

• Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
• Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
• Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
• I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
• guy:what's on your face?? 
  girl:what what get it off get it off 
  guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes
• That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
• Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
• Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.
• I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you.
• You've got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!
• "Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?"
• Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"
• He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."

• If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

dats all folks...

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